What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

Why do nice guys rarely or never win?

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

What is your favourite colour and why?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

When gallery photos are deleted at the same time, why are Google photos also deleted?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do some people enjoy being dominated?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

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